Remembering

I used to think
That I had been pulled down
by other people
to help them with their problems

That people could be monsters
and would only be defeated
if I looked deep into myself
and believed the world around me

and then I remembered
That was just that one movie
Space Jam

Balamb

"You must be Balamb, cause your ass is talkin' to me..."

Probably

I think,

"A chink in the armor"

...is probably medieval racism at its worst.

Prank

Sometimes when your sleeping,
I dip my hand in warm water.



And pee on you.

Worship

I used to think "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult was a worship song, because my right speaker was broken.

Cover Band

I want to start a Zombie Hall & Oats tribute band

...and we'll only play the song "Maneater"

Twitter

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Taco Bell

I think Taco Bell should start an ad campaign called "stuff your emotions".

Tired

Are you tired?

...Because you've been running through my dreams all night.


...away from me.

Hangover

Trying to put on my belt in the morning during a hangover is like trying to solve a rubiks cube.

I'm stumbling around the room, crying and confused...

hoping some Japanese kid will come and help me.