Baby Jesus and boughs of Holly
This Holiday we all feel jolly
Everyone feels merry and gay
but what's that sound, coming this way?
Jesus Christ, it is a Christmas Lion!
Grab the children, keep them from crying
To our woe here prowls a beast
Under misteltoe and ready to feast
Jesus Christ, it is a Christmas Lion on Christ-mas-day!
Who dyes his fur red and green?
It's the scariest thing that I have ever seen
Quick! Everyone hide under the tree
The Christmas Lion has broken free
Jesus Christ, it is a Christmas Lion!
Hide the children and keep them from crying
To our woe here prowls a beast
Under misteltoe and ready to feast
Jesus Christ, it is a Christmas Lion on Christ-mas-day!
Sleigh bells ring and a lion roars
A seasonal demon knocking down our doors
Who would thing a Holiday could go so wrong?!
When he finishes the eggnog we'll be done
Jesus Christ, it is a Christmas Lion on Christ-mas-day!